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Incase of Anaconda attack...

The following is from the US Government Peace Corps Manual for its volunteers who work in the Amazon Jungle. It tells what to do in case an anaconda attacks you. An anaconda is the largest snake in the world. It is a relative of the boa constrictor, it grows to thirty-five feet in length and weighs between three and four hundred pounds at the maximum. This is what the manual said:
1. If you are attacked by an anaconda, do not run. The snake is faster than you are.
2. Lie flat on the ground. Put your arms tight against your sides, your legs tight against one another
3. Tuck your chin in.
4. The snake will come and begin to nudge and climb over your body.
5. Do not panic
6. After the snake has examined you, it will begin to swallow you from the feet and - always from the end. Permit the snake to swallow your feet and ankles. Do not panic
7. The snake will now begin to suck your legs into its body. You must lie perfectly still. This will take a long time.
8. When the snake has reached your knees slowly and with as little movement as possible, reach down, take your knife and very gently slide it into the side of the snake's mouth between the edge of its mouth and your leg, then suddenly rip upwards, severing the snake's head.
9. Be sure you have your knife.

10. Be sure your knife is sharp.

The cure for blues....shopping! But what do you do when you return home with your pile of shoes and the blues return?

You Learn...

After awhile you learn

the subtle difference between

holding a hand and chaining a soul

and you learn that love doesn’t mean possession

and company doesn’t mean security.

And you begin to learn that kisses aren’t contracts

and presents aren’t promises and you begin to accept

your defeats with your head up and your eyes ahead

with the grace of an adult not the grief of a child.

And you learn to build your roads today

because tomorrow’s ground is too uncertain for plans

and futures have ways of falling down in mid-flight.

After awhile you learn that even sunshine

burns if you get too much so you plant your

own garden and decorate your own soul

instead of waiting for someone to bring you flowers.

And you learn that you really can endure

that you really are strong

and you really do have worth

and you learn

and you learn…

Veronica A. Shoffstall

“If women are supposed to be less rational and more emotional at the beginning of our menstrual cycle when the female hormone is at its lowest level, then why isn't it logical to say that, in those few days, women behave the most like the way men behave all month long?”

Gloria Steinem

There is almost nothing worse then a sleepless night with your mind going nonstop.

No Knights...

It's sad the day you wake up and realize there is no knight in shining armor. That fairy tales are just that; fairy tales. That all the dreams of childhood are just dreams. To bad we must wake from the dream.

“There's none deceived but he that trusts”

It's the little things that really get under your skin and bother you. Knowing someone is online, but they don't chat with you, or you call and they don't answer. The way they say a certain thing; the things they don't say.

It's so easy to blowing things up in your mind and make more out of them then there is, but at the same time, how to know that those things though small are important and do mean more?!

Trying to be rational here...failing I fear!

Dreaming of you....

I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long.

If we're in each other's dreams, we can play together all night.